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hello-mint:

reblogging this because i burst into giggles every time i get to ‘y is my cake so little.’ 

hello-mint:

reblogging this because i burst into giggles every time i get to ‘y is my cake so little.’ 

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

did-you-kno:

The Chinese Mosaic Lines showed up in the Gobi Desert one day and no one really knows why. They were discovered on Google Maps, which sparked a frenzy of unproven theories. NASA thinks they’re a calibrating grid for spy satellites, but the Chinese Government isn’t talking.  Source

did-you-kno:

The Chinese Mosaic Lines showed up in the Gobi Desert one day and no one really knows why. They were discovered on Google Maps, which sparked a frenzy of unproven theories. NASA thinks they’re a calibrating grid for spy satellites, but the Chinese Government isn’t talking. Source

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!


Omg four!

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

Omg four!

panic-at-the-dildos:

Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage

panic-at-the-dildos:

Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage