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horrorgorewhore:

Many masks of Jason Voorhees. 

horrorgorewhore:

Many masks of Jason Voorhees. 

horrorpunk:

Snapdragons become creepy when their flowers wither and die.

horrorpunk:

Snapdragons become creepy when their flowers wither and die.

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

splashstorm:

mlle-eponine:

I just have this bookmarked as ‘best thing ever.’

Sam, we found your private tapes..

splashstorm:

mlle-eponine:

I just have this bookmarked as ‘best thing ever.’

Sam, we found your private tapes..

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

nosdrinker:

I just laughed at this for ten minutes someone please put me to sleep

nosdrinker:

I just laughed at this for ten minutes someone please put me to sleep

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr