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thesassycat:

never-to-old-to-act-young:

thesassycat:

Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better

Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.

This is not one of those times

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

I had a mantis hat friend for a few hours today. Even stayed there while I washed horses. :3

I had a mantis hat friend for a few hours today. Even stayed there while I washed horses. :3

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

grinderman2:

Apple is now using BEEF FLAVORING in the iPhone 6

sexpansion:

René Magritte - The Lovers (1928) X Crystal Castles - Not in Love (2010)

sexpansion:

René Magritte - The Lovers (1928) X Crystal Castles - Not in Love (2010)